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Post 1 by Nem (I just keep on posting!) on Tuesday, 16-Jan-2007 22:19:47

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WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. - A quadriplegic has filed suit against  
a strip club - because he can't get his wheelchair into it's  
lap-dancing room. The suit said that while other patrons  
enjoy lap dances in the privacy of the special room, his have  
to take place in public. His lawyer, who brought the suit  
under the Americans with Disabilities Act, also charges that  
the stage where strippers gyrate for tips is too high for his  
client to view from his wheelchair.  

Post 2 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Tuesday, 16-Jan-2007 23:51:01

Hey, my kind of guy.

Bob

Post 3 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Wednesday, 17-Jan-2007 8:56:32

No wonder I hate lawyers. Jeesh!

Post 4 by Izzito (This site is so "educational") on Wednesday, 17-Jan-2007 10:24:55

haha this is gotta be the funniest thing I've read so far today lol

Post 5 by frequency (the music man) on Wednesday, 17-Jan-2007 10:45:06

get out the spray-on condoms. This could get ugly...

Post 6 by Resonant (Find me alive.) on Wednesday, 17-Jan-2007 12:04:39

Oh, ick. I'd like to say, Only in America, but a similar suit was successful in Tokyo a few years back, with a blind guy demanding he be allowed to touch the dancers, to experience them tactilely.

Post 7 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Wednesday, 17-Jan-2007 12:09:46

Maybe I should go to a club where men strip and dance and see if I can touch, and if not, sue the club's...uh...pants off.

Post 8 by Texas Shawn (The cute, cuddley, little furr ball) on Wednesday, 17-Jan-2007 12:11:49

funny, but just another example of why the ADA is a joke. You get nutballs like this filing suits.

Post 9 by BB (move over school!) on Wednesday, 17-Jan-2007 12:45:49

Agree Shawn. They need to do some rewriting of that damn law.

But till then, off to sue to touch the dancers here in the US. Might as well have some fun if I can.

Post 10 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Thursday, 18-Jan-2007 1:10:56

Got kicked out of a bar one time in Mexico. They were passing around a jar for donations to the dancers and I said I wasn't going to pay for anything I couldn't see. They kicked me out, and I went next door where they were passing around a tin can for the band (one trumpet and one drum). I told them I'd pay to have the band not play. They kicked me out too.

Think I should go back and file a suit?

Bob